http://jokes.iblog365.com Just another iBlog365.com weblog Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:37:04 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Timmy, age 4 went to see Santa for the first time, and he asked Santa for lots of toys. The next day, his mother and Timmy had to go out and do some more shopping. They saw Santa again and Timmy sat on Santas lap a second time. When Santa asked Timmy what ... http://jokeslab.com/mag/Smart-Kid.html Santa had a problem, so he went to the doctor and said” doc, i think i have a minced pie up mny arse!” so the doctor tells him to bend over so he can take a look, “alright mr clause, u do indead have a minced pie up ur backside but ... http://jokeslab.com/mag/Santas-Problem.html Little Johnny was planning on getting lots of presents for Christmas. He knew that god had a connection to the North Pole, and stood up and started to pray. “God, i have been a child of perfection this year. I think i should get lots of presents… no that won't ... http://jokeslab.com/mag/Holding-For-Ransom.html Its Christmas at a normal family's home…. 4 year old sister, mom, dad, 16 year old sister and 14 year old brother. Mom in the kitchen stuffing the turkey. All of a sudden turkey falls off counter and mom goes “FUCK!” Then little girl says “Mommy what does 'fuck' mean?” ... http://jokeslab.com/mag/Bad-Education.html Santa is putting presents by the tree when he hears a womans voice say ” santa will you please come sit with me?" Santa turns and sees a beautiful woman sitting on her couch in a very sexy gown. Santa says “ho ho ho gotta go, kids are waiting on ... http://jokeslab.com/mag/Ho-Ho-Gotta-Go.html Two brothers are opening presents at Christmas. The younger brother has 20 presents and the older one only has one. The younger brother says to the older one, “Haha, I have 20 presents you only have one!” The older brother replies “Haha smart ass, you have cancer.” http://jokeslab.com/mag/That-Sucks.html Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He ... http://jokeslab.com/mag/2008-s-First-Christmas-Joke.html Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of ... http://jokeslab.com/mag/Weather-report.html A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. “I locked my keys in my sports car!” said the nervous lawyer. “No problem, I should be there in about an hour,” replied the locksmith. “Do you think you can make it a little sooner?” pleaded the lawyer. “My top ... http://jokeslab.com/mag/Stupid-Attorneys.html As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ... http://jokeslab.com/mag/Winter-blonde.html